There is Nothing New Under the Sun

Here's today's pic- it's me stuck under the Flying Martini pant mountain
and has no relevance to this post whatsoever

This is a lovely thing. Click on it and have a look.

It’s a website that has a little three wheeled contraption that will generate a little three word idea.

It was sent to me by someone who obviously :

1. ...thought the Misssives were needing a bit of help.
2. …thought the Misssives weren’t surreal enough
3. …thought it would be fun to see me sweat a bit
4. ...is a bastard

This person challenged me to write a post on the first thing that came up. So thank you for that.

So what came up?

Funny - Torture - Concept.

I quite like this already and will stew over it for the next wee while thinking of something suitable to write. Maybe something that involves Katie Melua. So take this post as a little herald/warning that in the next 24 hours there will be a Misssives post entitled, "The Funny Torture Concept".

I’m not one for the meme, so I’m not going to go down that route, but if any of my regular readers or random visitors would like to join me in writing a post based on the first thing the random idea generator comes up with, then I’d love to know about it. The comment box, as always is your combined green room, frozen garret and therapy couch; let me know there.

And since I'm writing a meaningless little navel gazing post, can I also take this opportunity to wantonly whore the People Who Don't Blog ...But Should site.

About six eejits (including me) randomly post fake celeb blogs and they are usually screamingly funny*.

This week Kayessjakkay posted as Richard Madely, and one regular reader had to be rushed to hospital after spraining a lung from laughing so much.

There's also a poll to allow readers to choose whose blog they'd most like to read next: this week our lovely contestants are former dictators. Personally I think it's better than PopBitch, Go Fug Yourself and the Daily Telegraph all crammed together in an elevator.

Whoring over. For now.


*The People Who Don't Blog...But Should team accept no responsibility for people who have yet to laugh or scream. It's your own fault and there's clearly something wrong with you.