The invitations are out and I am now committed to hosting Junior Misssy’s Birthday Party despite many reservations.
The whole thing is set to go awry before it has even started and I would warn you to expect a blog post afterwards.
Junior Misssy has asked Meeester to do “a magic show”.
He told me this last week. It has taken me this long to come to terms with it.
“I’m doing a magic show”
“Junior Misssy asked me to do a magic show for her party”
“But you don’t know any magic”
“They’re five year old kids, they’ll never know”
“You’ll need to learn some magic, Meeester; they’ll know”
“OK, I’ll learn some. How hard can it be?”
I feel like taping the show and posting it up. Some of the Mums are tempted to hang around to see the results. Vultures!
Meeester has asked (in actual seriousness) for me to download 80’s funk-lite classic, “Just an Illusion” by Imagination, for his intro.
He better hope his pre-school audience don’t know about the slow hand clap.
(I'm praying Meeester doesn't copy their outfits....)