I have been directly challenged to a Tasche Off! This happens after my post last week in which I struggled with my sexuality after experiencing an Hen Night/Afternoon in which I was required to wear a fake tasche and be tremendously butch. Hang on-that makes it sound like I was forced. Who am I kidding? I’ve saved my cookie duster in my jewellery box and I stick it on everyday and do the hoovering like Freddie Mercury.
Ms Lattes and Funk has cheekily challenged me to post a pic of my moustachioed mug. In fact, she has claimed that she is the Queen of Tasches in an effort to get me to tasche-up once again in public on this very Misssive.
Ms Lattes and Funk has cheekily challenged me to post a pic of my moustachioed mug. In fact, she has claimed that she is the Queen of Tasches in an effort to get me to tasche-up once again in public on this very Misssive.
Not only am I going accept Latte’s challenge, I also urge readers to vote for who is the Tasche Queen.
I want points to be given in the following categories:
1. Moustache wearer that inspires the most bewildering lustful impulses
2. Moustache that looks like it could have been grown organically
3. Moustache you most want to run your fingers through
4. Moustache wearer that makes you want to grow a tasche of your own
5. Moustache wearer most likely to pass herself off as the dictator of an oppressed country
Here we both are:
Mousssy Misssy
Latte with the Lipfuzz
In the name of Tom Selleck, let the best ladyman win!
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18 comments:
You definitely have my vote as dictator of a small country somewhere; Latte looks more like one of the Mexican banditos out of some dodgy western!
Well - organic you win hands down Misssy (looks like a small rodent has been taped across your upper lip). You wear it well. Sombrero ... mmmnaa - too much.
lmao, quality 'tasche action there. I think I should now refer to you as Sir Xavier Farquahar IV or something, you look like the owner of a stately home, me lady-boy-ship :-) I think I look a bit too wild to be part of the petty borgeoise.
That tasche looks like you've actually grown it, Misssy. You sure it isn't real?
Lol
they actually both look real!!!
but i kno yours aint real but it defo looks natural... maybe u should add a beard to tht aswell and we would see who the winner of tht is... but defo u hav the best tash!!!!
x
You look like a long haired Ned Flanders! or a musketeer. Latte is the more macho though.
Ooohhh.....I don't think I would want to meet either of you moustachioed ladies down a dark alley....you both look a tad fierce!!
I declare a draw
C x
You're a run-away winner just on attitude alone. And who's actually going to vote for the other chick on your blog, eh? Sheesh. Let her get her own blog and voting public.
You look immaculate!
Your friend is too white for a Mexican bandit but your Hitler thing has potential. Had Hitler survived WW2 he would have probably let his hair grow and loitered around car parks.
You look more like Stalin than Hitler. I don't know if that's a good thing or not.
Ro: I am Pinochet to her Castro.
Kate: Or one of those hairy caterpillars. But a ginger one, which I'm not sure if you get...
Latte: game on, Lattes, game on!
Kitten: I've been trying to grow one, but I can't be doing it properly.
Suze: Nah I don't do beards...
Alex: I do look like Ned Flanders. I scream like him too.
Carol: Very diplomatic. We are fearsome.
Xup: I need to check- Latte's people could be slagging off my facial furniture right now over there.
Noddy: I do keep a tidy tasche. I'm no stranger to an overnight net and wax.
Gorilla: I wasn't loitering- I was plotting world domination.
Fabia: It's not a good thing. Not for PR anyway. Those guys were a disgrace to the top lip fur brigade. I'm a benevolent dictator.
I think there's a fundamental difference in the two pictures - Latte is wearing a tasche, whereas the tasche is wearing you Misssy.
From a distance, your tashe may be mistaken for you having messily ate a chocolate ice cream, or engaged in a bit of 2 girls one cup.
You are however wearing it well and giving it some 'tude.
If I was man enough to grow a thick facial growth then I'm pretty sure it would be in the style of the King of tashe wearers, Magnum pi.
Anon: It changed me.
Jaggy: Hence my "props" to the Selleck at the end of the post. He is the Jesus of tasches.
all I can say is, 'collar & cuffs' #1 wins...
I'm getting a feeling you and your crew like to dress up!
xBox: Snigger
geena: Just a bit, geena, just a bit.
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