One of my professional hats is that of a media advisor or media trainer. I used to do this all the time but now I only do it every few months or so when I get the opportunity. A few years ago Anne Weakest Link had a go at us media trainers on Room 101. But then she also had a go at Wales, and now lives in mortal fear of a posse of the Welsh rugby team, Charlotte Church, Tom Jones and the Manic Street Preachers firebombing her house.
Media trainers coach normal people, usually businesspeople, sometimes footballers (the stories I could tell- if I cared enough about football to remember any of their names) sometimes civil servants, occasionally academics and other folks to do something completely out of their comfort zone which is to be interviewed by journalists.
I enjoyed the work but noticed a few common things about my clients that might be a warning for anyone ever being interviewed on telly particularly. Here are some of the pieces of advice that you would normally pay top dollar for but are actually very common sense.
1. Before the interview empty your pockets of anything you can click or jingle. Even if you don't consider yourself a clicker or a jingler, or even a clacker or a jangler, you will instantly become one when the recording starts. This applies especially to blokes. If you're in a head and shoulders tight camera shot, you'll sound like you are jingling or clicking like a malfunctioning android. But even worse, if you are in a medium shot showing most of your torso, you'll look like you are playing with your genitalia. Either isn't good for your image, I suspect.
2. Not every journalist is Jeremy Paxman or John Humphries. Most are just asking you straightforward questions and you are probably not a politician trying to cover up the fact that you got your mistress pregnant the day you tabled a White Paper on "Family Values". So when you are asked a question like "What led up to the incident", don't answer it by saying "Unfortunately that is a matter of national security and cannot be discussed at this time, but what I can say is how we are working together to provide a better future for everyone at the company and .....etc, etc" Just answer the flipping question, will ya? And remember people hate politicians, and the reason they hate them is because they use flannelly answers in interviews and are a bunch of liars. They should not be your role models. Check out the monumental interview by Jeremy Paxman and Michael Howerd on Newsnight if you want an extreme example of not answering the question. This is one of my favourite pieces of telly ever. Short version is here for the full interview is available on You Tube as well for those of you slumming it today.
3. Don't look at the camera...fool! (Slaps forehead) Just look at the interviewer. No..keep looking at him, don't take a sneaky wee peak into the lens of the camera, no not even a wee one, just stop it. Don't think about the camera, don't speak to it, don't refer to it, don't do a wee message to the "viewers out there" and please don't talk to the cameraman afterwards about how you're a keen amateur filmmaker and how much would one of "these babies" cost. Just do your interview and get on with it.
4. Don't freak youself out by worrying about what the interviewer is going to ask you. If you've just had a fire in your building, that's what you'll be asked about. You won't be asked about matters of political policy in Paraguay. And if you are, then point out that maybe the journalist might have taken a wrong turn at the roundabout. One of the most beautiful examples of this is here, I suppose but it's an extreme example I put in just for fun. It's the man who took a wrong turning straight into a BBC News 24 studio. when he was really only applying for a job and was mistaken for the correct interviewee. I think the word you are looking for is "bless".
So there's four things for free. And the reason I mention them is a ham fisted way of introducing an interview I gave about this blog to The Pakistani Spectator yesterday. Some of you lot are even mentioned in it. Happily for me it is only in print, so you can't see whether I take my own advice or not.

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21 comments:
Having read your interview in the Pakistani Spectator yesterday(it's part of my daily web routine) I feel I must comment here on how diplomatically you handled a couple of the answers.
Big kudos on that! *grin*
BTK: Yes some required more thought than others. One even had a rewrite or two...
Has there ever been anyone who even after the training you've told to never go on telly ever?
Ooo good question Alex!
I can't help but feel I'll never be successful enough to need to know this post, however I'm bookmarking it just in case...
;oP
I couldn't help but notice that you didn't mention me at all in your interview... that's okay..really...so I guess your tips for being interviewed on TV aren't going to be much good to me since I'll be here continuing to wallow in obscurity...but hey, good on ya for the interview...
Alex: Never to their faces but reports were compiled on request to PR people who make those kind of decisions...and yes there were a few.
XUP: Well, not quite. I was asked for an email list of good blogs that PS may contact for interviews, and don't think you weren't mentioned. Top 5 was hard. Sorry you felt left out. You're in my top 7 for sure.
Oh, I had forgotten about the accidental interviewee at the BBC. I love that story! My favourite is the dear man's face when they introduce him. The 'uhoh' look, but then he recovers! Yes, 'bless!'
That Michael Howerd interview effectively destroyed him. It showed how bad things must have been for the conservatives that he became leader years afterwards. Paxman is a god.
I'm always delighted when I see the word "wee" used properly in a sentence.
Thank you again for the plug Misssy! Big in Pakistan eh? The Misssives moves in mysterious ways ... x
Think I'll stay on this side of the camera. It's safer.
"I like all the loveable idiots!"
Nice to know where we stand ;-)
Great interview, very diplomatic.
Very good Missy.
What about brevity tho?
:-)
Ellie:Has to be one of my fave telly moments that.
Steve; Apparently Paxman was told the next piece of VT wasn't ready and to fill- he had no more questions so just kept repeating the last one...
Paul: Oh you wee darling. I do my best.
Kate: A pleasure.
Mr F: But if you ever don't have a choice you will remember to keep your hands out of your pockets, eh?
Inschy: No offence meant. I consider myself one of these idiots.
Rab: I like to give value for money (I was also surprised it wasn't edited...but there you go) Thanks for passing my name on- have passed a good few names on also.
Congratulations on the interview! :)
You have brought up the memory that I tried to bury in the sand at Spey Bay...
A couple of years ago I was taking part in a beach clean organised by the Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society, and it was also the day that I adopted Rainbow (one of the Moray Firth Dolphins)...
A BBC crew was there covering the beach clean story and someone felt it might be cool to get in a pitch for dolphin adoptions - especially since there was a brand new adopter cleaning the beach.
I think it was a cool idea to get a pitch in for dolphin adoptions.
Unfortunately I have never been media coached, and I was also quite emotional about the actual amount of plastic and other stuff that people had dumped on the beach - which is not just a beach but part of a nature reserve.
And I have never seen anything as huge and imposing as the television camera they kept looming into my face and expecting me to ignore.
Every time they asked me a question I simply clammed up and (most embarassingly) thought I was going to cry.
To this day I feel I did a disservice to the dolphins because I flaked out so completely.
Clearly that memory is not a biodegradable one.
Taex, at least you would have come across as passionate...? Did they use your interview in the end?
I have no idea. And in a way I hope not ;o) I don't think they managed to get anything usable so I suspect I was deleted.
What about job interviews are you any good at those? I have had several interviews where I could hardly keep my eyes open because I was so hungover and I would get the job. When I was non-hungover and all gung ho with lots of 'keen' questions I did not get the job. Go figure!
Sorry was away, just caught this.
Terrific interview. Really. I think my favorite thing about it was this answer: "I notice if they [someone you meet] are friendly or not. I don’t like people who try to act cool. I like all the loveable idiots!" It was a sort of cool, sort of uncool but especially loveable answer -- the sort of thing one of those people would say, I bet.
Your David Bowie/raffle ticket post is one of my favorites, too.
Taex: I will be avaible on the phone if you ever find yourself in this situation again!
Emma: It's been a long time since I've been for a job interview officially. I just seem to fall into jobs..which I suppose is good.
JES: Aw thanks John. Lovable idiots rule!
Very good advice but I think if I saw someone approaching me with a camera I would run, confidently, in the opposite direction!!!
Congrats on the article :-)
C x
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